Explosion

Lila curled up on her mother's chest being cozy.

Christie said to me, full of maternal pride, "Isn't she beautiful?"

"Yes, she is," I agreed.

We both looked at her for a few moments, marveling.  Then a loud sound not much quieter than gunfire exploded from Lila.

"Oh, my God!" Christie said.

"Wow, that was some powerful poop."

"She's very lady-like," Christie said with a smile.  And then handed her to me for changing.